I know, I know, you just don't see Lebron James as an ebonerd, right? Well you know that many nerds have superior mathematic ability and we figure that Lebron will get plenty of practice adding up dollars since he just subtracted himself from the Cleveland Cavaliers... subsequently dividing the town and multiplying his death threats.
The Rolls Royce of nerd glasses- $7,000
Being able to better see which Cleveland fan is carrying a weapon- Priceless.
